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Because We Were Bored

by Good For Nothing Bastards

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1.
WHO THE FUCK IS THIS FRANK MAN I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A COON'S AGE MY MAN WHAT'S UP THEY JUST LET ME OUT OF THE JOINT MAN ITS A NEW YEAR AND I'M A NEW NIGGA BURIED DEEP IN MY ASS LIES A PART OF ME HIDDEN FROM VIEW. I NEVER MEANT TO KEEP THIS AWAY FROM YOU DEEP IN MY BRAIN FRUSTRATED, AGITATED MY DREAM OF FUCKING YOU REJECTED BY YOU I FEEL MY NERVES FREEZING UP AND KILLING ME JUST LISTEN TO ME BABY AND YOU'LL SEE I'M NOT WHAT I USED TO BE I TURNED A NEW LEAF NOW I'LL BE BRIEF I JUST SHIT MYSELF ON MY SEAT Great Barrier Reef! NOW WALK WITH ME AND YOU'LL SEE THE SIDE OF ME YOU NEVER THOUGHT I COULD BE TALK TO ME AND WATCH ME PEE OUT THE DEMONS INSIDE OF ME IN THIS YEAR OF 2016, ITS A NEW YEAR I'M A NEW MAN AND MAN I WANNA FUCK YOU MAN TONGUE PUNCH THE FART BOX LETS GO FOR A RUN
2.
(silent intro again talk like nottem portant) Hello *echo this* Listen to me*echo again* Relax*echo again* I'll soothe your pain*echo again* *drum intro similar to that one part of you might think* melatooooooniiiiiiin *mumble this like a fucking weirdo* SHIT HERE WE GO REEEEEEEEEEE WATERMELONS FROM MY ASS YOU WILL NOT PASS I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE TIME SUCK MY ASS YOU MAY NOT PASS DOUBLE BACKFLIP CRUSH MY DREAMS I CANNOT SLEEP MY DREAMS ARE MENTALLY SCARRING THE MIASMA OF MY IMAGINATION SMELL THE PUTRID FART OF MY ASS MOTHER NATURE'S PREMATURE EJACULATION WILL CUT YOU LOOSE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE YOU CANNOT BE FROM MY DREAMS THIS HOLY FIGURE VISITING ME HELPING ME RIGHT MY WRONGS KILLING MY LUNGS FUCKING STOP THIS MELATONIN BREAKS MY HEART TUMBLING DOWN FROM MY EYES MY TEARS FALL LIKE NIAGRA COMING UNDONE MY MIND FUCKS WITH MY EYES I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE SUCK MY DICK AND ENJOY MY CUM BENT OVER CHRIS DROWNS IN A URINAL HIS ACTIONS RESULT FROM BEING TERMINAL THIS RETARDED FUCKING BABY SHITS UP MY ASS NOW LET TIME PASS ONCE MORE
3.
*classical piano score for intro play for like 10 seconds or something* tittttiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeessssssss*speak this also echo* *sort of ragtime piano score for like 5 seconds* on mars???*sound confused echo again* *do a ragtime piano beat* ITTY BITTY TITTIES ON MARS SUCK 'EM FUCK 'EM LICK 'EM MMM GOOD FUCKING BIG ALIEN TITTIES ON MARS THE CRIMSON PLANET'S WATER FLOWIN' THE TITTIES BOUNCIN' ROUND AND ROUND TOMMY HUNG HIMSELF HE DID IT IN THE CIRCLE K TOILET STALL TITTIES TITTIES TITTIIIIIIIIESSSSSSSSS*hiss like a snake* SAM LIVES ON MARS HER NIPPLES STAB MY EYES I'M SO FUCKED UUUUUUUUPPPPP I'M SO FUCKED UUUUUUUPPPPP NO WAY TO SLOW DOWN SHE STOLE MY PADDLE SPANK THE BITCH WATCH HER ASS JIGGLE RIDE HER WITH A SAAAADDDDLLLLLEEEEEEE FUFILL YOU DREAMS EAT MY CREAM NEVER DO WHAT I HAVE DONE MY ADDICTION IS NO FUN I GOTTA RUN RUN RUN AWAY FROM MY FEARS AND FLY FLY AWAY TO THE TITTIES ON MAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS
4.
*metal sounding guitar intro* RIDING FROM HELL THERE'S HIS ROTTING FACE HE SHOOTS UP THE PLACE AND GOES ON THE RUN RAZING THE TOWN OF PHOENIX HE BRINGS THE PAIN THE ROTTEN MOTHER FUCKER *PAUSE FOR LIKE 7 SECONDS* ANTHONY FANTANO WILL RATE THIS A 10 THE MOTHER FUCKER STABBED A CLERK WITH A PEN ROTTEN MOTHER FUCKER*PAUSE* ARIZONA*PAUSE* YOU'LL SEE HIS BUGGY SPOUTING FLAMING DEATH AND DESTRUCTION PHOENIX LIES IN RUIN AS HE SINGS HIS TUNE ROTTEN MOTHER FUCKER*PAUSE* ARIZONA*PAUSE* HELP ME THEY KIDNAPPED ME FORCED ME TO WRITE SONGS THE ROTTEN MOTHER FUCKER OF ARIZONA I'M CHAINED TO A DUMPSTER NEXT TO BURGER KIIIINNNGGGGGAAAAAAH JOHN MCAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNN THE ROTTEN MOTHER FUCKER *add a macho man oooooohhhhhh yeeeeeaaaaahh* OF ARIZONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA YEAH
5.
*Make the tune sound something like smells like teen spirit* KURT WAS MY FRIEND NOW HE'S DEAD MY HEAD TURNS ROUND AND ROUND I'M BOUND TO SHIT HEY HEY HEY I'M FUCKING BORED LETS SHAKE RATTLE AND ROLL MY ASS BLEEDS FOR YOUUUUUUU KURT LOVED DRUGS I DID TOO I LIKE TO JAR MY POO GIVE IT A SNIFF AND FEEL BRAND NEW FEEL MY JAW I'M IN AWE EAT MY MONKEY'S PAW *PAUSE* SHOTGUN A BEER MY DOGS IN FEAR WHISPER IN MY EAAAAARRRRRR*scream this* Kurt is dead*whisper this* No No No No No No No No FUCK MODERN MUSIC SLIT MY WRIST IMMIGRANTS NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE MY FRIEND IS DEAD SUCK SOME BLEACH SERIOUSLY HELP ME I'M LOCKED UP NEXT TO BURGER KING MY NAME IS FRANKIE CHANG 1 2 3 KURT WENT OUT WITH A BAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
6.
*sad guitar feel for this song* HEEEEEEEEEEEE SITS AND SHITS HIS PAAAAAANTS HEEEEEEEEEEEE WASTES HIS TIME ALIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEE AND YET HE SITS YET HE SITS PUSHING BEST HE CAAAAAAANNNNN NO TURD GOING THROOOOUUUGGGGHHHHH NO TURD FALLING DOWWWWWWWNNNNNNN ooooooo ooooooo ooooooo ooooooo MYYYYYYYYYYYY ASSHOLE HUUUUUURRRRRTTTTTSSSSS MYYYYYYYYYYYY ASSHOLE BURRRRRRRNNNNNNNSSSSSS AND YET I PUSH YET I PUSH THIS TURD OUT MY ASS EVERYONE SMELT IT EVERYONE LEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT PUBLIC RESTROOM MASSACRE MY ASS IS THE CAUSE
7.
MASTER MASTER MASTER OF CYDONIA HERE IS MY GIFT*PAUSE* ITS MY ASS HERE IT COMES HERE IT COMES HERE IT COMES MY ASS MY ASS IS COMING FOR YOU COME HERE AND SMELL MY POO MASTER MASTER MASTER OF CYDONIA I'M COMING FOR YOU THIS SHIT ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY WHY ARE WE DOING THIS SOMEONE END MY EXISTAAAAAANNNNCCCEEEEE MASTER OF CYDONIA LICK AND SPIT MY SHIT DOING MY DRUGS AND CRAWLING LIKE A SLUG WHAT IS WRONG WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE I'M SICKER AND SLICKER THAN YOU'RE AVERAGE GOD DAMN IT DUDE I SAID I'M NOT GONNA SHOUT THAT WORD YOU MONGALOID MOON ROCKS UP YOUR ASS MELATONIN UP MINE MASTER OF CYDONIA HERE COME MY ASS FAT FUCKS FUCKIN SMASHING TOGETHER TOGETHER AS ONE MASTER OF CYDONIA HERE I COOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK
8.
And so it has to be this waaaaayyyyy hitting the needle everyday my life went to shambles i sit here and ramble my addiction killing me nobody can save me now my downfall is my own sitting here thinking about what was the ones i loved the ones i lost losing my head jenkem is my friend no more i feel like i'm dead my eyes my heart my soul all i feel is pain this album fucking sucks

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A very shitty album from the combined efforts of Facepunch users Sergeant Stacker and Dr._Medic. It was a challenge to see if we could create a music album in one night. It began production at 9:13 PM MST (because fuck you daylight savings) and was completed at approx. 1:30 AM MST

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released January 1, 2016

Sergeant Stacker - Vocals, Instrumentals, Sampling
Dr._Medic - Songwriting, Guest Vocals (Master of Cydonia)

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