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01 - New Year, New Nigga
01:03
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WHO THE FUCK IS THIS
FRANK MAN I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU IN A COON'S AGE MY MAN WHAT'S UP
THEY JUST LET ME OUT OF THE JOINT MAN ITS A NEW YEAR AND I'M A NEW NIGGA
BURIED DEEP IN MY ASS LIES A PART OF ME HIDDEN FROM VIEW.
I NEVER MEANT TO KEEP THIS AWAY FROM YOU
DEEP IN MY BRAIN FRUSTRATED, AGITATED MY DREAM OF FUCKING YOU
REJECTED BY YOU I FEEL MY NERVES FREEZING UP AND KILLING ME
JUST LISTEN TO ME BABY AND YOU'LL SEE I'M NOT WHAT I USED TO BE
I TURNED A NEW LEAF NOW I'LL BE BRIEF
I JUST SHIT MYSELF ON MY SEAT
Great Barrier Reef!
NOW WALK WITH ME AND YOU'LL SEE THE SIDE OF ME YOU NEVER THOUGHT I COULD BE
TALK TO ME AND WATCH ME PEE OUT THE DEMONS INSIDE OF ME
IN THIS YEAR OF 2016, ITS A NEW YEAR I'M A NEW MAN
AND MAN I WANNA FUCK YOU MAN
TONGUE PUNCH THE FART BOX LETS GO FOR A RUN
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02 - Melatonin Massacre
01:58
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(silent intro again talk like nottem portant)
Hello *echo this*
Listen to me*echo again*
Relax*echo again*
I'll soothe your pain*echo again*
*drum intro similar to that one part of you might think*
melatooooooniiiiiiin *mumble this like a fucking weirdo*
SHIT HERE WE GO REEEEEEEEEEE
WATERMELONS FROM MY ASS YOU WILL NOT PASS
I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE
TIME SUCK MY ASS YOU MAY NOT PASS
DOUBLE BACKFLIP CRUSH MY DREAMS
I CANNOT SLEEP MY DREAMS ARE MENTALLY SCARRING
THE MIASMA OF MY IMAGINATION SMELL THE PUTRID FART OF MY ASS
MOTHER NATURE'S PREMATURE EJACULATION WILL CUT YOU LOOSE
I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE
YOU CANNOT BE FROM MY DREAMS
THIS HOLY FIGURE VISITING ME HELPING ME RIGHT MY WRONGS
KILLING MY LUNGS FUCKING STOP
THIS MELATONIN BREAKS MY HEART
TUMBLING DOWN FROM MY EYES MY TEARS FALL LIKE NIAGRA
COMING UNDONE MY MIND FUCKS WITH MY EYES
I BELIEVE I BELIEVE I BELIEVE
SUCK MY DICK AND ENJOY MY CUM
BENT OVER CHRIS DROWNS IN A URINAL
HIS ACTIONS RESULT FROM BEING TERMINAL
THIS RETARDED FUCKING BABY SHITS UP MY ASS
NOW LET TIME PASS ONCE MORE
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03 - TITTIES ON MARS
01:18
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*classical piano score for intro play for like 10 seconds or something*
tittttiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeessssssss*speak this also echo*
*sort of ragtime piano score for like 5 seconds*
on mars???*sound confused echo again*
*do a ragtime piano beat*
ITTY BITTY TITTIES ON MARS SUCK 'EM FUCK 'EM LICK 'EM MMM GOOD
FUCKING BIG ALIEN TITTIES ON MARS
THE CRIMSON PLANET'S WATER FLOWIN'
THE TITTIES BOUNCIN' ROUND AND ROUND
TOMMY HUNG HIMSELF
HE DID IT IN THE CIRCLE K TOILET STALL
TITTIES TITTIES TITTIIIIIIIIESSSSSSSSS*hiss like a snake*
SAM LIVES ON MARS HER NIPPLES STAB MY EYES
I'M SO FUCKED UUUUUUUUPPPPP I'M SO FUCKED UUUUUUUPPPPP
NO WAY TO SLOW DOWN SHE STOLE MY PADDLE
SPANK THE BITCH WATCH HER ASS JIGGLE
RIDE HER WITH A SAAAADDDDLLLLLEEEEEEE
FUFILL YOU DREAMS
EAT MY CREAM
NEVER DO WHAT I HAVE DONE
MY ADDICTION IS NO FUN
I GOTTA RUN RUN RUN AWAY FROM MY FEARS
AND FLY
FLY AWAY
TO THE TITTIES
ON MAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSS
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*metal sounding guitar intro*
RIDING FROM HELL THERE'S HIS ROTTING FACE
HE SHOOTS UP THE PLACE AND GOES ON THE RUN
RAZING THE TOWN OF PHOENIX HE BRINGS THE PAIN
THE ROTTEN MOTHER FUCKER
*PAUSE FOR LIKE 7 SECONDS*
ANTHONY FANTANO WILL RATE THIS A 10
THE MOTHER FUCKER STABBED A CLERK WITH A PEN
ROTTEN MOTHER FUCKER*PAUSE*
ARIZONA*PAUSE*
YOU'LL SEE HIS BUGGY SPOUTING FLAMING DEATH AND DESTRUCTION
PHOENIX LIES IN RUIN AS HE SINGS HIS TUNE
ROTTEN MOTHER FUCKER*PAUSE*
ARIZONA*PAUSE*
HELP ME THEY KIDNAPPED ME
FORCED ME TO WRITE SONGS
THE ROTTEN MOTHER FUCKER
OF ARIZONA
I'M CHAINED TO A DUMPSTER
NEXT TO BURGER KIIIINNNGGGGGAAAAAAH
JOHN MCAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNN
THE ROTTEN MOTHER FUCKER
*add a macho man oooooohhhhhh yeeeeeaaaaahh*
OF ARIZONAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
YEAH
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*Make the tune sound something like smells like teen spirit*
KURT WAS MY FRIEND NOW HE'S DEAD
MY HEAD TURNS ROUND AND ROUND I'M BOUND TO SHIT
HEY HEY HEY I'M FUCKING BORED
LETS SHAKE RATTLE AND ROLL
MY ASS BLEEDS FOR YOUUUUUUU
KURT LOVED DRUGS I DID TOO
I LIKE TO JAR MY POO
GIVE IT A SNIFF AND FEEL BRAND NEW
FEEL MY JAW I'M IN AWE
EAT MY MONKEY'S PAW
*PAUSE*
SHOTGUN A BEER
MY DOGS IN FEAR
WHISPER IN MY EAAAAARRRRRR*scream this*
Kurt is dead*whisper this*
No
No
No No
No No No No
FUCK MODERN MUSIC
SLIT MY WRIST IMMIGRANTS
NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE NO MORE
MY FRIEND IS DEAD SUCK SOME BLEACH
SERIOUSLY HELP ME I'M LOCKED UP NEXT TO BURGER KING MY NAME IS FRANKIE CHANG
1 2 3 KURT WENT OUT WITH A BAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG
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*sad guitar feel for this song*
HEEEEEEEEEEEE
SITS AND SHITS HIS PAAAAAANTS
HEEEEEEEEEEEE
WASTES HIS TIME ALIIIIIIIIIIIVEEEEEE
AND YET HE SITS
YET HE SITS
PUSHING BEST HE CAAAAAAANNNNN
NO TURD GOING THROOOOUUUGGGGHHHHH
NO TURD FALLING DOWWWWWWWNNNNNNN
ooooooo
ooooooo
ooooooo
ooooooo
MYYYYYYYYYYYY ASSHOLE HUUUUUURRRRRTTTTTSSSSS
MYYYYYYYYYYYY ASSHOLE BURRRRRRRNNNNNNNSSSSSS
AND YET I PUSH
YET I PUSH
THIS TURD OUT MY ASS
EVERYONE SMELT IT
EVERYONE LEEEEEEEEEEFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTT
PUBLIC RESTROOM MASSACRE MY ASS IS THE CAUSE
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MASTER
MASTER
MASTER OF CYDONIA
HERE IS MY GIFT*PAUSE*
ITS MY ASS HERE IT COMES HERE IT COMES HERE IT COMES
MY ASS MY ASS IS COMING FOR YOU
COME HERE AND SMELL MY POO
MASTER
MASTER
MASTER OF CYDONIA I'M COMING FOR YOU
THIS SHIT ISN'T FUCKING FUNNY
WHY ARE WE DOING THIS
SOMEONE END MY EXISTAAAAAANNNNCCCEEEEE
MASTER OF CYDONIA LICK AND SPIT MY SHIT
DOING MY DRUGS AND CRAWLING LIKE A SLUG
WHAT IS WRONG WITH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I'M SICKER AND SLICKER THAN YOU'RE AVERAGE GOD DAMN IT DUDE I SAID I'M NOT GONNA SHOUT THAT WORD YOU MONGALOID
MOON ROCKS UP YOUR ASS MELATONIN UP MINE
MASTER OF CYDONIA HERE COME MY ASS
FAT FUCKS FUCKIN SMASHING TOGETHER
TOGETHER AS ONE
MASTER OF CYDONIA
HERE I COOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
FUCK
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And so
it has to be this waaaaayyyyy
hitting the needle everyday
my life went to shambles
i sit here and ramble
my addiction killing me
nobody can save me now
my downfall is my own
sitting here thinking about what was
the ones i loved the ones i lost
losing my head
jenkem is my friend no more
i feel like i'm dead
my eyes my heart my soul
all i feel is pain
this album fucking sucks
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